A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with
pain when the punishment was done.
The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back. "But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Packer fan to my back."
GO BEARS !!!!
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Have a good weekend! [SMILE]
[But do you, as a loyal Bears fan, remember Billy Wade? He was the Vanderbilt quarterback in the first college game I ever saw. He threw three touchdown passes to a big old end name of Bucky Curtis, and the Commodores beat Alabama 28 - 14. This was the first college game played in Mobile's Ladd Stadium. I and a bunch of other "good little boy" high school seniors were invited to serve as ushers. After I finished "ushing" I sat on the steps in the aisle, right on the 50-yard line and watched the slaughter of my favorite team. Billy Wade went on be a great Bear's QB. As I recall, they won the championship with him at the helm.]
Go Saints!
I remember Wade. GO BEARS![LOL][LOL][LOL]